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المبتسم
30-07-2004, 08:09 PM
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an
airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game
of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said
every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him
$5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The
lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the
nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What
goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up
everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground
phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he
gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer
insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


:D

وردة بلادي
30-07-2004, 09:53 PM
so funy

Thanks so much for sharing

keep it up :laugh: :laugh:

ليلك الامارات
30-07-2004, 10:28 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

وفوووية
31-07-2004, 07:40 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wow

that blonde is so clever:cool:

المبتسم
01-08-2004, 12:09 AM
ميرانة : Wellcome :banana:



ليلك الامارات: :rolleyes:




وفوووووية: I think so:damp:

CL-Class
01-08-2004, 08:32 PM
والله مدري وش قال:D


بس تسلملي على الموضوع:D

المبتسم
01-08-2004, 10:18 PM
CL-Class : ياخي ركب لك سماعة عشان تشوف زي الناس
هذا قسم اللغات يعني ممنوع عربي << لا يا شيخ:D


بس هذه المره بعديها لك عشانك عضو ديناصوري;)


تحياتي لك


لوبيز :banana:

MUSLIMAH
02-08-2004, 12:30 PM
There is no answer for her question :damp:

how clever :eek:

and mean too :black:

Thanks Lopez :banana: