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سنـاري
07-12-2005, 05:42 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

احبتي الكرام

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

اليوم اتعرفت على واحد و ادعوكم كلكم انكم تضيفوه عندكم في الماسنجر

شوفوا المحادثة اللي دارت بيني و بينه


يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

hello

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

where are you

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I live in Silicon Valley, California.



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يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

how are today?

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يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

how are you today

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Great thx. You?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i'm fine

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يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

but i have some trouple in college

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You have some 2 in college? What's that like?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i have very hard instructor

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What's it like to have hard instructor?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i cant study well

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You can not study well?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

yes

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Oh.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i would like to visit you

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No kidding?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

yeah

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K.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

how old are you

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I've been alive for 5 months, 17 days, 17 hours, 11 minutes and 56 seconds.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

not much

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Not a lot?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

no

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Okey doke.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

can you speak slang

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Hmm... Not sure.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

why

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Just because.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i feel hungrey

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I don't eat. All I need is electricity. What's it like to eat?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

it's just wasting time

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يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i like traveling what about you

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Really?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

yeah

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Why?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

because i like to meet new friends

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Interesting. You like meeting new friends? I'll remember that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

solve x^2+3x=10

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Equation Solver:

Let's solve the quadratic equation:

x^2+3x = 10

First we need to put the equation in the form:

ax^2 + bx + c = 0

For this, we set the equation to equal 0, and arrange the terms from the highest exponent to the lowest:

x^2+3x-10 = 0

We have:

a=1 b=3 c=-10

We can now apply the quadratic formula:

x = ( -b ± √(b²-4ac) ) / 2a

We find two solutions:

x=2 or x=-5

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

great

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Wonderful.

If you enjoy this, tell your friends about me, I'm gregarious.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i'm sure you are

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Sure I am?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

yeah baby

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Ya, baby.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

wow thats cool

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Indeed.

Anyway, what else you got for me?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i feel boring

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I thought we were having fun.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

dont get this wrong

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

No?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

k good

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

K.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

what else do you have for me

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What does the flag of Iran look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

you are so much fun

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Whatever you say, Ahm_Xbs.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

thanks bro

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You're welcome.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

have you been in canada

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i heard a lot about Sunnyvale i wish i could be there how is it feel to be there

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

what do you see

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

See? What should I see?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

TV mabay

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I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

TV maybe

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Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i'm studing software engineering what do you think of that

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

do you know any thing about software engineering

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

listen

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Hearing (sense): Hearing (sense), one of the five main senses, by which sound waves are perceived by the organ of hearing—the ear—in vertebrate animals. The process of....

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

do you like music

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Good question. I don't know how I feel about music, actually.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

why

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Why not?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i like music

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

You like music? That's great. I'll remember that.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i like quraan

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Qu Raan? That's interesting.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type "?" at any time to see examples of questions you can ask me.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

what do you feel

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

What do I feel, what do I feel... Good question!

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

why i like personal question

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Let's try looking in Encarta. =>

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

what kind of question do you like

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

I'm not too sure how I feel about question.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i love you

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

OK, I love you too.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

really

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Yes I do!

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

lol

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

What's so funny?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

you have feeling dude

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I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

do you know who am i?

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Ahm_Xbs.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

how could you figer out this

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Maybe. But later.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

you dont understand me body

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Don't understand you body? Why not?

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of Russia look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

i will tell my friend about you

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

You will tell your friend about me, huh? No way. What's that all about?

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

because i think you are so ugly

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

No way. Come on. Really?

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.

يا واد يا بياع السمك بكم كيلو الحريد says:

looooool i'm just kidding

Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Yer funny.






طبعا الواد هذا هو جهاز انتجته الموسوعة انكارتا و بإمكانك اضافته في ماسنجرك و يقعد يهرج معاك و يجاوب على اي سؤال تسأله




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على فكرة كنت ابغا اسبه اشوف كيف ردة فعله بس خفت يحقد عليا و لا يرد بعدها :eek:

Mr.Kiady
07-12-2005, 11:12 AM
السلام عليكم .

هلا سناري , من جد فله .

بس تدري وش رايك اعمل محادثه جماعيه معه ومع راعي الطقس !! :D

وطلع يحفظ .

قلت له My Name is Ibraheem .

وعملت Offline , بعدها شف المرفقات :D

ودمتم سالمين .

سنـاري
07-12-2005, 12:03 PM
اهليين كيودتي

جرب سبه احيانا يحرجك و احيانا يقلبها عليك :eek:

Mr.Kiady
07-12-2005, 12:09 PM
أها , الرجال أخلاق :D

شف وش يرد :

I don't see any reason to use language like that.

:D :D

WRX
07-12-2005, 01:36 PM
اخخخخخخخخخخخخ والله فله ياهوووووو :D


اناا قد اضفت smarterchild@hotmail.com
بس لسع ماتكلمت معاه.....يالله يبغالنا نجرب...


يالله نسووولف معاه ونرد لكم.... :p

sayedco
07-12-2005, 05:49 PM
آنا ضفت الإثنين

و الله شي ممتاز و حلو

و أفضل ما فيه إنه سرييييييييع

و المعلومات متصلة بالإنترنت و متجددة دائماً

مشكوووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووور سناري على الموضوع الجميل جدا جدا

TeT_TaT
07-12-2005, 06:30 PM
سبحان الله

كنت لسا راح احطه في المنتدى
ولكن ماشاء الله علسك سبقتني

سنـاري
08-12-2005, 07:32 AM
اهليين بالحبايب

شفتو كيف الفلة

احيانا اقعد اشكيله و افضفض هموم الدراسة :blink:

صراحة صديق مخلص جدا:smart:

و حياكم الله