BackstreetBabe
14-04-2001, 12:54 AM
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deleberately assigned a partner who is their complete opposite
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects
you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deleberately assigned a partner who is their complete opposite
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects
you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.