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click
22-01-2000, 01:52 AM
By the time a sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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الجمل
22-01-2000, 03:13 AM
قابلني ان عرف وبش السالفه.
الجمل
22-01-2000, 03:18 AM
قابلني ان عرف وبش السالفه.
عبودي 1
22-01-2000, 03:55 AM
انا صفقني اذا فهم شي
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كل أبن أنثى وأن طالت سلامته ***** يوماً على آلة حدباء محمول
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للمراسله
abodi1@swalif.com
but dear click .......the question is still clear
did the navy man ( the sailor ) worth it or no
and i want u to answer this qu. in ur point of view
but let me tell u somthing about the air force man who snores very loudly
i think he did a great job for your friend ( the sailor ) !!!didn't he
but i would have next time from u better joke than what u stated as a joke
and have a nice day brother
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للمراسله
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click
22-01-2000, 09:45 AM
حبيبي ماجد
اقطع ذراعي اذا انت فهمت النكته !!!
اعتقد انك بما لا يدع مجالا للشك تعاني من ال(concrete thinking)
بروكسي
22-01-2000, 07:02 PM
الله يشفيكم
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عاشر من تعاشر **** فلابد من فراق
أقول قم بس قم
رح دور زباين للنخي حق دوده
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للمراسله
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ترنمنيتر
23-01-2000, 11:51 PM
i think the donky ماله dakhel بالسالفه laken the man كان ملزم ina nroo7 albr
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الزعل مرفوع بالونش
والعتب منصوب بالكسرة
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click
23-01-2000, 11:57 PM
صح لسانك ياترمنيتر
انت الوحيد اللي فاهمنا
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