بياع القلوب
21-03-2000, 05:06 AM
HOW TO BECOME A COOL SAUDI GUY?
1.. Have a mobile phone and make sure that everyone on Earth knows about it.
2.. Never use your mobile phone unless you are in public.
3.. If you meet a girl tell her that she is the coolest girl you ever met.
4.. Whenever you are with your friends, tell stories about your past adventures with girls.
5.. If you are ugly, it is recommended to tell everyone that you are the one who ignores girls because either they don't match> you, or they are wasting your valuable time
6.. If you travel overseas, stick to one place, and invite your relatives to come to the same place and to the same apartment if possible.
7.. If you are married and want to show your friends that you are controlling your wife, stay up late playing cards with your friends.
8.. Use Internet technology to trap girls, and don't hesitate to fall in love 10 times a day. You are sick ? Who cares ? You know that already !!
9.. Watch Satellites Channels, and blame your luck (your wife).
10.. When you get bored, go to malls. Wear the best, smell good, shine your shoes, take your "masbaha", have your telephone numbers ready to be distributed and walk around like a lost kid looking for his mum (Hint: If possible, borrow your friend luxury car to show that you are rich and to attract more girls. Don't forget to play Khalid Abdul-Rahman songs while in the car)
11.. If you want to travel overseas, but you don't want your annoying wife to know, just take her to your mother-in-law and then enjoy your vacation away from her.
12.. Think about getting a loan from a Bank to cover your travel or wedding expenses.
13.. When you are waiting at traffic light, look around and check if there are any girls around.
14.. Assume that any girl, who made a mistake and looked at you, wanted your telephone number.
15.. Don't miss any issue of AL-RIYADHIA news paper.
16.. Educate yourself in local football, know all players' names by heart and use these valuable information to waste your time with others friends.17.. When you are with your friends, talk loudly and laugh for no reason.
18.. Believe deeply that Saudi girls are good for nothing but house works, and don't be ashamed of saying that in public.
19.. Believe deeply that you, being a male, are superior to Saudi girls just for the fact that you are a male.
20.. Believe deeply that any Saudi girl you see is potential hunt of the day.
21.. At work, spend 3/4th of your time in chatting with your colleagues, reading newspapers and talking on the phone. Let other guys who are holding Iqamas do the work for you.
22.. Have your Good connections ( Wastah ) ready. You don't want to follow rules, do you ?
1.. Have a mobile phone and make sure that everyone on Earth knows about it.
2.. Never use your mobile phone unless you are in public.
3.. If you meet a girl tell her that she is the coolest girl you ever met.
4.. Whenever you are with your friends, tell stories about your past adventures with girls.
5.. If you are ugly, it is recommended to tell everyone that you are the one who ignores girls because either they don't match> you, or they are wasting your valuable time
6.. If you travel overseas, stick to one place, and invite your relatives to come to the same place and to the same apartment if possible.
7.. If you are married and want to show your friends that you are controlling your wife, stay up late playing cards with your friends.
8.. Use Internet technology to trap girls, and don't hesitate to fall in love 10 times a day. You are sick ? Who cares ? You know that already !!
9.. Watch Satellites Channels, and blame your luck (your wife).
10.. When you get bored, go to malls. Wear the best, smell good, shine your shoes, take your "masbaha", have your telephone numbers ready to be distributed and walk around like a lost kid looking for his mum (Hint: If possible, borrow your friend luxury car to show that you are rich and to attract more girls. Don't forget to play Khalid Abdul-Rahman songs while in the car)
11.. If you want to travel overseas, but you don't want your annoying wife to know, just take her to your mother-in-law and then enjoy your vacation away from her.
12.. Think about getting a loan from a Bank to cover your travel or wedding expenses.
13.. When you are waiting at traffic light, look around and check if there are any girls around.
14.. Assume that any girl, who made a mistake and looked at you, wanted your telephone number.
15.. Don't miss any issue of AL-RIYADHIA news paper.
16.. Educate yourself in local football, know all players' names by heart and use these valuable information to waste your time with others friends.17.. When you are with your friends, talk loudly and laugh for no reason.
18.. Believe deeply that Saudi girls are good for nothing but house works, and don't be ashamed of saying that in public.
19.. Believe deeply that you, being a male, are superior to Saudi girls just for the fact that you are a male.
20.. Believe deeply that any Saudi girl you see is potential hunt of the day.
21.. At work, spend 3/4th of your time in chatting with your colleagues, reading newspapers and talking on the phone. Let other guys who are holding Iqamas do the work for you.
22.. Have your Good connections ( Wastah ) ready. You don't want to follow rules, do you ?