BackstreetBabe
10-03-2001, 10:59 AM
What are cats?o
-cats do what they want
-they rarely listen to you
-they are totally unpredictable
-when you want to play, they want to be alone
-when you want to be alone they want to play
-they expect you to serve their every wish
-they are moody
-they leave hair everywhere
-they drive you nuts and cost alot
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What are dogs?o
-dogs lie around all day, on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house
-they can hear a can of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room
-they growl when they are not happy
-when you want to play, they want to play
-when you want to be alone, they want to play
-they are great at begging
-they leave their toys everywhere
-they do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss
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Conclusion:i
Cats are tiny women in fur coat!
Dogs are little men in fur coats!
-cats do what they want
-they rarely listen to you
-they are totally unpredictable
-when you want to play, they want to be alone
-when you want to be alone they want to play
-they expect you to serve their every wish
-they are moody
-they leave hair everywhere
-they drive you nuts and cost alot
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What are dogs?o
-dogs lie around all day, on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house
-they can hear a can of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room
-they growl when they are not happy
-when you want to play, they want to play
-when you want to be alone, they want to play
-they are great at begging
-they leave their toys everywhere
-they do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss
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Conclusion:i
Cats are tiny women in fur coat!
Dogs are little men in fur coats!