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25-10-2003, 08:38 AM
تحية الى الجميع
في مايلي حاولت جمع بعض النكت الظريفة وراعيت فيها ان تكون سلسلة وبديهية الفهم ..وكذلك
راعيت فيها المستوى اللغوي البسيط جدا الذي باذن الله سيستطيع الجميع فهمه من دون
تعقيد او تكلف زائد ...
وفكرت في ترجمة هذه النكت ولكنني فضلت تركها على حالها لان ذلك ادعى الى فهمها الصحيح داخل
سياقها الاصلي
اسئلة تحتاج الى اجابة
"Now, your youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
"Were you alone, or by yourself?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the accident?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
........
نكت لغوية (( لسانية ))
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library.
He approaches a student and asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good
enough and tell me where the library is at?"
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, "I sorry, sir,
but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!"
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, "I beg your pardon.
Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me
where the library is at, asshole?"
.......
نكت المعلمين والمدارس
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
..........
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
...........
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
.....
نرجوا لكم قضاء وقت ممتع مع هذه النكت الظريفة التي سيلحقها اجزاء اخرى باذن الله ..
....
ملاحظة مهمة :
من الصعوبة ان تجد نكت خفيفة يكون فيها احترام للذوق العام ....فاغلب النكت التي تنشرها المواقع الاجنبية هي كما يعلم الكثير لاتصلح للنشر هنا ...لاسباب يعلمها بعض الاخوان واقلها الجانب الاخلاقي !!
......
عموما هي محاولة متواضعة لبث قليل من المرح والبهجة على منتدانا الرائع
في مايلي حاولت جمع بعض النكت الظريفة وراعيت فيها ان تكون سلسلة وبديهية الفهم ..وكذلك
راعيت فيها المستوى اللغوي البسيط جدا الذي باذن الله سيستطيع الجميع فهمه من دون
تعقيد او تكلف زائد ...
وفكرت في ترجمة هذه النكت ولكنني فضلت تركها على حالها لان ذلك ادعى الى فهمها الصحيح داخل
سياقها الاصلي
اسئلة تحتاج الى اجابة
"Now, your youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
"Were you alone, or by yourself?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the accident?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
........
نكت لغوية (( لسانية ))
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library.
He approaches a student and asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good
enough and tell me where the library is at?"
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, "I sorry, sir,
but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!"
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, "I beg your pardon.
Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me
where the library is at, asshole?"
.......
نكت المعلمين والمدارس
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
..........
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
...........
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
.....
نرجوا لكم قضاء وقت ممتع مع هذه النكت الظريفة التي سيلحقها اجزاء اخرى باذن الله ..
....
ملاحظة مهمة :
من الصعوبة ان تجد نكت خفيفة يكون فيها احترام للذوق العام ....فاغلب النكت التي تنشرها المواقع الاجنبية هي كما يعلم الكثير لاتصلح للنشر هنا ...لاسباب يعلمها بعض الاخوان واقلها الجانب الاخلاقي !!
......
عموما هي محاولة متواضعة لبث قليل من المرح والبهجة على منتدانا الرائع