BackstreetBabe
13-01-2001, 03:02 PM
O.k, so you keep saying you like my English jokes better than my Arabic ones! I didn't translate this one just for you.....besides, it would've made a lame joke in Arabic! :)
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A guy on one side of the river sees a woman at the other side flailing about to fall...When she fell he started crying for help until he saw a fisherman on a boat...
Man: my wife has fallen into the river . She can't swim and neither can I. If you save her life I'll give you 100 dollares.
So the fisherman jumped and dove deep, held the lady's hand, and brought her to land.
Fisherman: Now, where are my 100 dollars?
Man: You know, when I saw her fall in for the third time I thought she was my wife....but now that I see her up close ,I realize it's my mother in-law!
Fisherman: Oh, damn!!! So, how much do I owe you?
:) :( :) :( :)!
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that was it....hope you like it
:)
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A guy on one side of the river sees a woman at the other side flailing about to fall...When she fell he started crying for help until he saw a fisherman on a boat...
Man: my wife has fallen into the river . She can't swim and neither can I. If you save her life I'll give you 100 dollares.
So the fisherman jumped and dove deep, held the lady's hand, and brought her to land.
Fisherman: Now, where are my 100 dollars?
Man: You know, when I saw her fall in for the third time I thought she was my wife....but now that I see her up close ,I realize it's my mother in-law!
Fisherman: Oh, damn!!! So, how much do I owe you?
:) :( :) :( :)!
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that was it....hope you like it
:)