BackstreetBabe
14-01-2001, 03:10 PM
طلب الضابط من ضحايا قضية سرقة انهم يجتمعون في غرفة حتى يتعرفون على الحرامي من بين خمسة متهمين....وطلب من المتهمين انهم يتقدمون ناحية الشهود ويقولون:"عطني كل ما خف حمله وثقل ثمنه"...تقدم المتهمين واحد ورا الثاني بالدور وكل واحد يقول نفس الكلام...الاول...فالثاني...فالثالث..وهكذا حتى جاء دور الخامس...تقدم وقال..": ................بس انا ما قلت كذا؟؟؟"
:) :) :) ;)
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A military Sergeant, comes back to see his King after the war ....The King asked him:" So, what have you been doing these few past days?
Sergeant:"Your magesty, I have been robbing and murdering people in your behalf, killing animals, destroying plans, hospitals, schools,etc etc, terrorizing children and old folks burning houses and destroying cities of your enemies of the west".
The King:" The WEST!!!....but I don't have enemies of the WEST!
Sergeant:" Oh,..........well, you do now!
:) :) :)!
طويــــــــــــــــــــــــــــلة!
:) :) :) ;)
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A military Sergeant, comes back to see his King after the war ....The King asked him:" So, what have you been doing these few past days?
Sergeant:"Your magesty, I have been robbing and murdering people in your behalf, killing animals, destroying plans, hospitals, schools,etc etc, terrorizing children and old folks burning houses and destroying cities of your enemies of the west".
The King:" The WEST!!!....but I don't have enemies of the WEST!
Sergeant:" Oh,..........well, you do now!
:) :) :)!
طويــــــــــــــــــــــــــــلة!