BRABUS
02-08-2000, 02:22 AM
FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR, BUT NOT ADVISABLE.....
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."
Keep whispering to yourself: 'this is not an elevator, this is not an elevator...'<?
Stand in front of the elevator buttons pretending not to notice people trying to press them.
On a two story elevator ask them what floor they want to go to.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Pick up the emergency phone and strike up a conversation.
When you get on go through the people and stand in the back staring at the wall, look like the door is going to open on that side.
Keep muttering, ``I hope it doesn't happen again...''
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."
Keep whispering to yourself: 'this is not an elevator, this is not an elevator...'<?
Stand in front of the elevator buttons pretending not to notice people trying to press them.
On a two story elevator ask them what floor they want to go to.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Pick up the emergency phone and strike up a conversation.
When you get on go through the people and stand in the back staring at the wall, look like the door is going to open on that side.
Keep muttering, ``I hope it doesn't happen again...''