the professor has !!! دكتور الفلسفة ليس لديه دماغ !!!

[سفير]

قطيوة كويتية .. http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif
القصة حلوة وايد .. http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif
والله وعرف الولد كيف يرد على ها الفيلسوف ..


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وصلاوي يا لون الذهب

[Huda76]

هلا والله قطيوة كويتية

القصة فعلا رااااااااااااائعة والله
بصراحة هذا الولد بالفعل عرف شلون يرد على دكتوره والاحلى انه استخدم نفس الطريقة اللي كان يتكلم فيها

مشكووووووورة وايد على القصة

Your story really worth reading http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

[reg]

[قطيوة كويتية]

موضوع طويل ، ولكنه مشوق http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif
ملحوظة : العنوان لك لم يظهر كاملاً :-
The professor has no brain !!! دكتور الفلسفة ليس لديه دماغ !!!
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At an educational institution:
Professing to be wise, they became fools.......

"LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with God."
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Muslim, aren't you,
son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
The professor grins knowingly and considers for a moment.
"Here's one for
you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure
him.You can
do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could in act most of us would if we could... God doesn't."
[No answer]
"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Muslim who died of cancer
even though he prayed to God to heal him. How is this God good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
[No answer]
The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He
takes a sip of
water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. "Let's start
again, young fella."
"Is God good?"
"Er.... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From... God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs
his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and
gentlemen." He turns back to the Muslim. "Tell me, son. Is there
evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's every where, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"
[No answer]
"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them?"
[No answer]
The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO CREATED THEM?
TELL ME, PLEASE!"
The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into
the Muslim's face.In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?"
[No answer]
The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and
fails.
Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther.
The class is mesmerised. "Tell me," he continues, "How is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of
the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the
world, isn't it, young man?"
[No answer]
"Don't you see it all over the place? Huh? Pause. Don't you?"
The professor eans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?"
[No answer]
"Do you believe in God, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I
do."
The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five
senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. You have never seen God, Have you?"
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your God?"
"No, sir. I have not."
"Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God or smelt your
God...in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?"
[No answer]
"Answer me, please."
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"You're AFRAID... you haven't?"
"No, sir."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"...yes..."
"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your
God now?"
[The student doesn't answer]
"Sit down, please."
The Muslim sits...Defeated.
Another Muslim raises his hand. "Professor, may I address the
class?"
The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Muslim in the
vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."
The Muslim looks around the room. "Some interesting points you
are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you.....Is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes" the professor replies. "There's heat."
"Is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."
The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold.
The second Muslim continues. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat but
we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat,
but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing
as cold,
otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 You see, sir,
cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we
can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not
the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
Silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom.
"Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"
"Yes son, of course there is darkness. That's a dumb question,
son. What is
night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the
absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light
but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's
called
darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the
word. In
reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make
darkness
darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of
darker darkness,
professor?"
Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery
before him.
This will indeed be a good semester. "Would you mind telling us
what your
point is, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is
flawed to start
with and so your conclusion must be in error...."
The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"
"Sir, may I explain what I mean?"
The class is all ears.
"Explain... oh, explain..." The professor makes an admirable
effort to regain
control. Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to
silence the
class, for the student to continue.
"You are working on the premise of duality," the Muslim
explains. "That for
example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a
bad God. You
are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we
can measure.
Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity
and magnetism
but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view
death as the
opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot
exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the
absence of
it." The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk
of a neighbour
who has been reading it. "Here is one of the most disgusting
tabloids this
country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"
"Of course there is, now look..."
"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of
morality. Is
there such thing as injustice? "No." Injustice is the absence of
justice. Is
there such a thing as evil?" The Muslim pauses. "Isn't evil the
absence of
good?"
The professor's face has turned an alarming colour. He is so
angry he is
temporarily speechless.
The Muslim continues. "If t

[reg]

[بروكسي]

ايه صراحه موضوع حلو

ومشكوره على الاهتمام

انزلي تحت شوي

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[الدكتور ريان]

بصراحة ...اول ماشفت العنوان قلت اكييد قطيوة تقصدني.
بس لم قرات ايش صار عرفت الموضوع وعلى فكرة كان يدرسني دكتور بريطاني
نفس المشكلة بس هذا كان كل سبب يوضعوه لطبيعية ويعتبرها الام والرب
استغفر الله ,الين مادارت الايام وجاء طالب ملتزم في دفعتنا وسأله :ليش الطبيعة طورت الانسان وماطورت الحيوان .وايش كان مصدر الطبيعة الاول؟
الطالب رسب بالمادة لكن الدكتور ماعاد يشكك في الاسلام.

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لاجديد تحت الشمـــــــــــس

[الدكتور ريان]

وعلى فكرة توقيعك مثل توقيعي مع اختلاف المضمون

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لاجديد تحت الشمـــــــــــس

[الحفار]

مرحبا قطيوه
واللي يسلمك
السالفه هذي
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[E55]

الحفار

إنت ما قلت إنك إشتريت الوافي ؟؟

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[قطيوة كويتية]

- بروووكسي : شسوي ، الموضع عجبني ، بي اذا بترجمه كم سنة يبيلي ! http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif
اعذرني ، بعدين اذا بغيت الزبدة ، حاضرين http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif عشان لا تتعب بالقراية http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

- الدكتور ريان : لماذا ظننت بأنني أقصدك http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif
المهم ،،،
هناك الكثير من الطلبة المسلمين الذين عانوا من ذلك في الغربة ، وأذكر بأن أحدهم عندما كان الدكتور يشرح نظرية داروين للتطور ، رد عليه قائلاً " اعذروني ، اذا كنتم أنتم من القردة فأنا المسلم لست كذلك ، أنا انسان ابن انسان !" (تخيلوا احراج الدكتور في تلك اللحظة)

وأما بخصوص التوقيع فأظن أن توقيعك به قليل من التشاؤم اذا لم أكن مخطئة ، بعكس توقيعي والذي أقصد به بأن العالم مشرق ما دام مشرقاً في قلبك بالأمل http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif
تحياتي لك http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

- الحفار : اعذرني http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif فترجمتها ستأخذ الوقت الطويل والذي لا أملكه http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif سأحاول أن أحكي لكم مختصر الموضوع لاحقاً لأنه علي العودة للجامعة الآن http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif

- E55 : يعني ما سمعنا رايك عن الموضوع ؟

- سفير : على فكرة ، دارت أحداث هذه القصة في احدى قاعات الدراسة ، وليست من خيال كاتب http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif
وأظم صوتي لصوتك ، نعم العقل ونعم المناقشة http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

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شكرا قطيوه
فعلا استمتعت يقراءة الموضوع
ياليت احد يقدر يترجمه حتى تعم الفا يده

لكن كل الموضوع ممكن الواحد يحصل تلخيصه في الايه الكريمه(ليس كمثله شئ) صدق الله العظيم

[قطيوة كويتية]

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[قطيوة كويتية]

click : لقد أعدت ترجمة معظم الموضوع بنفسي ، ولكن يبدو أنني فعلت ذلك هباء http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/frown.gif

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لا تنتظر شروق الشمس في الأفق ... بل اجعلها تشرق في قلبك أولاًwww.littlecat.com (http://www.littlecat.com)

[wildorchid]

http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

[قطيوة كويتية]

هلا والله الغالية أوركيد http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif أتمنى ألا تكوني قد تعبت بالقراءة http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/wink.gif

http://www.static.123greetings.com/thumbs/flwr_orchids/1011-008-06-1036.gif

وآنا أتنطط في الحديقة بمناسبة حلول الربيع وجدتك هناك ، فألتقطت لك هذه الصورة بكاميرتي القططية الخفية http://www.swalif.net/swalif1/ubb/smile.gif

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لا تنتظر شروق الشمس في الأفق ... بل اجعلها تشرق في قلبك أولاًwww.littlecat.com (http://www.littlecat.com)