The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come
to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's
word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here
and use BEATUIFUL in a sentence?"
Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment
and said - "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in
the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit.
Little Frankie, your turn."
Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought
for a moment and said - "Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the
most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very
good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn."
Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought
for a moment and said - "Teacher, last night my big sister
told my dad that she was pregnant and he said...
'Beautiful, just (....) BEATUIFUL!' "
